Third Person Narrator: Plumber, Princess, & Attacking Turtle

Once upon a time, in a far far away castle there was this princess who was falling in love with the plumber. Suddenly, the princess was taken away by the mean old grumpy turtle! In response, the plumber went on a long hard adventure. Later, the plumber killed the mean old grumpy turtle. Afterward, they all cherished, and the plumber with the princess got married and lived happily ever-after!